A conversation when driving home from school on a rainy day.
The Confessional. I learn everything about the girls when they're in these suckers.
Jen: So what do you guys do during recess when it rains? Please tell me you know what Heads-up 7-up is because that’s like the best game ever invented.
Girl: Usually a bunch of us girls go into a classroom and flip through the entire yearbook to look for cute guys in the 6th grade. When we find someone, we ask someone in 6th grade who has the class directory for the boys’ parents’ name and their address. And then we google their house so when we pass by it in the future, we know what his house looks like so can look for him. Sometimes he’ll be walking out of his house, and if you happen to pass by, you can catch a glimpse.
Jen: Oh, I see. This is a fancy process for when you have a crush.
Girl: No, this is all before you actually decide to have a crush on the guy because you need to know everything about him to make sure he’s a good person. You ask any of the 6th graders you know what he’s like. Sometimes the yearbook will list out what he likes to do and stuff like that.
Jen: So…when do you actually just talk to him?
Girl: Never.
Girl in the Carseat Next to First Girl: Aiden is in love with me.
Girl: No he’s not.
Girl in the Carseat Next to First Girl: Um yeah he is. He copies me and chases after me like everyday.
Girl: No, Aiden is gay. He’s always with Enzo. Duh, everyone knows that. They still take baths together.
Welcome to life at the most expensive private elementary school in West Hollywood. It sounds a lot like the mid-twenties.
14 responses so far ↓
Peggy // October 15, 2009 at 5:57 pm
what the hell?! who are these children?!
andy // October 15, 2009 at 6:48 pm
wtfreakkk.
russellfung // October 15, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Gossip Girl Jr.!
Benson Lee // October 15, 2009 at 8:24 pm
man. you could keep a whole blog chronicling the lives of your kids. haha.
richard // October 15, 2009 at 8:44 pm
hahahaaahhaha
Lo // October 16, 2009 at 4:37 am
It’s like your very own, real life, amateur Hills unfolding before you.
Joanne // October 16, 2009 at 4:45 am
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
jackings // October 16, 2009 at 5:21 am
omg
Eunice Yuk // October 16, 2009 at 7:29 am
THESE KIDS ARE STILL RIDING CARSEATS???
what has the world become
David // October 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm
HAHAHAHAHA.
…creepy.
Caroline // October 20, 2009 at 5:13 am
woww. please tell me you started laughing?
Sandy // October 22, 2009 at 7:00 am
“they still take baths together” hahahahaha
Charles // October 23, 2009 at 5:51 pm
hahahha. wow. this was awesome.
lydi // October 28, 2009 at 12:31 am
LOL
wow your blog just entertained 30min of my study break. haha well done.
good to hear you’re doing well, jen!